i love north america but europe is my favourite condiment ♡ the history ♡ the culture ♡ the australian accent ♡ love it :)
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reblog if europe is ur fav consonant ♡
Also consonants are letters…
♡did u know europe is the only constipate beside the atlantis ocean♡
♡ follow for more geometry ♡
I’m in pain
i love that country but i cant speak spanish :(
Because you are garbage
♡ haha yes ♡ i have 2 cars in my garage ♡
I want to punch you in the face
♡ thanks 4 sharing ur opinion betty sue ♡
I’m so glad that you are going to die.
ok sally about u take ur edgy url, bury it, and leave me a loan
tbh im cute and have never seen an episode of game of thrones
narcissa is possibly the most competent person to ever hold the name malfoy
That’s cause she married in, Narcissa is competent because she was a fucking Black.
Bellatrix? Queen of torture death and chaos, fucked up but she was very good at it.
Andromeda? Broke thousands of years of tradition to cut ties with her toxic family so she could love who she wanted not to mention effectively love and raise Nymphadora, the hufflepuff prankster we all love.
Regulus? First to get at through Voldemort’s defenses and find one of his horcruxes. Then left a fucking note. Petty and iconic.
Sirius? Became an animagus, a very difficult and dangerous thing to do, at a very young age and helped create The Marauder’s Map, an indispensable and nearly unheard of magical item, while still underaged just because he really liked his friends. Nevermind all the shit he got up to after.
The Black family don’t play and Narcissa 100% like that because she was a Black. The Malfoys couldn’t find that much BDE with both hands down their pants and a fucking map
The Blacks are not to be fucked with. Gotcha
why you should all consider getting chickens
- a small backyard, a decent fence and the will to make a safe coop for your fluffy dames is all you need to make it happen
- they will eat your vegetable scraps and gobble down pretty much any kind of food waste, turning discarded crusts and mushy fruit into big fat eggs full of protein!
- and depending on which breed you buy, they will lay an egg almost every day. free, nutritious food every morning! what other pet will do that?
- it’s a misconception that eating eggs is inherently cruel, or that you need a rooster for your chickens to lay eggs! all the eggs you buy in supermarkets are unfertilised, which means there is no chance of that egg ever hatching. you’re not eating a potential life, your chickens will lay eggs regardless of whether there’s a rooster around
- so only buy a rooster to go with your lovely ladies if you want baby chicks - otherwise, just get some girls and enjoy those omelettes!
- the way cage egg farms are run is terrible, and you can’t always be sure that a free range farm is as idyllic as the picture you see on the carton. lots of sad chookies who can’t perch or scratch or eat grass and clean themselves. :(
- this way, you will always be certain that your girls are happy, healthy, doing what chicken are meant to do and eating what chickens should be eating, which means bigger and better eggs for you!
- you can give eggs to your friends! give eggs to strangers! eggs for everyone!
- tiny and furious lawnmowers. chickens LOVE grass, especially clover. if you have a small backyard, they will do all the work of keeping the grass trimmed.
- a caution, pls buy your chicken a friend - they will get lonely if you only buy one. my friend had two chickens and one died, leaving Gizmo all alone. she got depressed and stopped laying, so they put her in the rabbit hutch. now she has a best friend bunny called Jimmy and she’s very happy! she often sits on him and purrs.
- chickens are good around most other pets - cats and chickens usually regard each other with mutual indifference and disdain, but they generally bond with dogs. however, if you know your pooch or kitty is particularly aggressive, make sure you check it won’t be a problem!
- scratch scratch scratch, scratch party!!
- one time I was cleaning out the stables and my chicken came over, saw that I was using a big rake and went !!!! scratch time!!! and she started scratching furiously next to me like she was trying to help
- they’re very clean animals and will clean themselves every day with a dust bath and a thorough preening
- when it starts raining it takes them a good 10 seconds to process what’s happening, then they RUN to shelter
- gloriously stupid tiny velociraptor running
- peck peck peck. is food? I check! peck. not food!
- rip all snails and slugs that live in your garden
- they will also go after mice and spiders
- chicken poop is great fertiliser! when you clean out their coop, spread the poo on your garden and watch your flowers and veggies grow!
- kiddos LOVE chickens!!
- seriously, looking after chickens is a great job for little kids - any little fella can fill up their water and give them some food, and collecting a warm, fresh egg every morning is so rewarding for them!!!
- hours of entertainment watching their antics
- some (not all) like a cuddle! the ladies will let you know what their preference is. they may also gently peck and groom you because they love you.
- you can give them fancy names like lottie, ethel and lady beatrice so it sounds like they’re a supporting cast in a Jane Austen novel
- in conclusion give a pretty chicken a happy home today
Also: you want a bird friend? well it is PSYCHOLOGICALLY HEALTHY for you and the chicken to be friends! After thousand and thousands of years of domestication, chickens are basically genetically programmed to be happy to live with humans.
“I wasn’t actually in love, but I felt a sort of tender curiosity.”
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
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so who else gets irrationally afraid and embarrassed about their interests being known to people in real life
I call this “residual anxiety from being bullied for everything that made me even slightly unusual every day in junior high.”
in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
